Um, yeah, it's time to come out of the closet. These feelings I've kept
to myself can no longer be contained. The ridicule and the scorn I would have
endured in my youth would have been too unbearable if I had revealed myself as
a member of this secret society at the time. It was something you didn't talk
about; something you kept to yourself. My manhood would have been questioned.
I'm older now. It's time to
grow up and accept myself for who I am.
Society has become much
more accepting of people like me. Men all over the country have admitted
similar feelings lately and it's time I stopped acting childish about this and
just come out and admit my urges. Even the TV show "Family Guy" had
an episode about guys like me.
It seems to easy yet it's
so hard to do. Sniff sniff. Please don't think the worst of me. Please accept
me for who I am.
Yes, folks, I am a fan of
Barry Manilow.
Ohhh, I said it!
Oh, the relief!
Oh, the sense of burden has
finally been released!
Oh, how can I ever be the
same person again?
Oh, Mandy! Well you came
and you gave without taking, and I sent you away oh, Mandy! And you kissed me
and stopped me from shaking! And I need you today, ohhhh Mandyyy!!
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